I wish I had a pound for…

[dickie davies]

Every time Howard Webb should have booked a rag and £2 for every one he should have sent off

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Every time I had a Wank.

That'd only get yer £1.50!

 

[gloryhuntersince85]

every time a TV ad comes on asking us to give!

 

[PragueBlue]

Every know-it-all/spoilt brat in the transfer forum.

 

[MellowJoe]

..all the stray dogs

 

[Mozzer]

Everytime someone correct’s someone elses poor grammar

else's

 

[PPT]

Every time some dickhead on this forum wants to argue black is white because they have fuck all else to do.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

... the trolley at Lidl

 

[Nellies left peg]

Every corner the rags have turned

 

[Tuearts right boot]

For everytime I said " I wish I had a pound....."