I wish I had a pound for…

[Keeper!]

Every time @Prophet of Doom was told he was living upto his username in the xfer forum.

He should change his name to Hook , Line and Sinker

 

[Keeper!]

Every time I heard, the Real Rangers are Coming.

Every time Brenda says boys.

 

[west didsblue]

Everytime I have mentioned I've been on Eggheads on Blue Moon

Didn’t realise there was a Blue Moon version. I thought it was on BBC.

 

[Blue Mist]

How many half crowns have you got left now ?

None.




But loads of Florins

 

[Blue Mist]

For every Mobility Scooter Jousting event I have held.

And I'd give them all to @Protein Junkie for his unwavering dedication especially regarding the event in Kazakistan.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Every time Bob Hoskins had passed away.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Every time Bob Hoskins had passed away.

He’s with Phil again now

 

[forlorn hope]

Every time I watch a programme and the presenter says "Wow" like an American 7 year old. Has become a real hatred of mine over the last couple of years in any factual programme -saw a documentary with Ben Fogle about the civil war on Cyprus and partition of the island - I would think we had at least 40 'wows' over the course of the programme.............

 

[give it to gordon]

For every time a golfer played a bad shot and blamed us greenkeepers for it.

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

Gary Neville says; "I have to say..."