Ideas for trashing a mates car.

[mrcunny]

I want one of those...

 

[daveduke67]

Something along those lines?


I'd make a long banner saying 'MCFC 2011/12 Premier League Champions' and tie it to his bumper. Tuck it inder the car so he doesnt see it and he'll be driving to work getting either thumbs up or the Vs from pretty much everyone on the road :-D

 

[BlueTG]

Just twat him.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

a rag friend of mine has been giving me shit for absolutely years over city/united and absolutely took the piss when they went 4-2 up v everton (oh how it was short lived) so IF we win on sunday, i want revenge. i want to go to his house at 1am and do something to his car so when he wakes up on monday morning he will go mental.

but i don't want to cause damage to it.

any ideas?

i was thinking cover it all over in blue post it notes with 'champions' and such other things and then cover it all around in toilet roll with 'chin up buggerlugs, maybe next year' written big on the toilet paper (he messaged me this when rooney stuck in united's 4th v everton, he thought that was the title there and then...)

is there any kind of washable spray paint or such that i can put on his car but will wash off easy enough?

Clingfilm it and do what you want to it!

 

[kidash]

a rag friend of mine has been giving me shit for absolutely years over city/united and absolutely took the piss when they went 4-2 up v everton (oh how it was short lived) so IF we win on sunday, i want revenge. i want to go to his house at 1am and do something to his car so when he wakes up on monday morning he will go mental.

but i don't want to cause damage to it.

any ideas?

i was thinking cover it all over in blue post it notes with 'champions' and such other things and then cover it all around in toilet roll with 'chin up buggerlugs, maybe next year' written big on the toilet paper (he messaged me this when rooney stuck in united's 4th v everton, he thought that was the title there and then...)

is there any kind of washable spray paint or such that i can put on his car but will wash off easy enough?

Clingfilm it and do what you want to it!

that's a point....if i clingfilm it then spray pain the clingfilm, it won't seep through?

 

[Damocles]

Grill some bacon.

Catch fat in tray.

Allow to cool.

Either put cooled fat on wipers, or use newspaper to spread it across windshield. Maybe in MCFC shape?<br /><br />-- Fri May 11, 2012 1:42 am --<br /><br />Confetti in the air vents is a classic

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

a rag friend of mine has been giving me shit for absolutely years over city/united and absolutely took the piss when they went 4-2 up v everton (oh how it was short lived) so IF we win on sunday, i want revenge. i want to go to his house at 1am and do something to his car so when he wakes up on monday morning he will go mental.

but i don't want to cause damage to it.

any ideas?

i was thinking cover it all over in blue post it notes with 'champions' and such other things and then cover it all around in toilet roll with 'chin up buggerlugs, maybe next year' written big on the toilet paper (he messaged me this when rooney stuck in united's 4th v everton, he thought that was the title there and then...)

is there any kind of washable spray paint or such that i can put on his car but will wash off easy enough?

Clingfilm it and do what you want to it!

that's a point....if i clingfilm it then spray pain the clingfilm, it won't seep through?

I would do a trial on the clingfilm if you are using proper spray paint.
When w did it, we used egg and flour on a teacher's car at school.
She was furious and called the police. By the time they arrived, we had peeled the clingfilm off and she had a lot of explaining to do.
Job done!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Tie,with wire,a kipper on the exhaust manifold.Or,shove a small lighter fuel type gas canister up his exhaust.Should blow the arse end of his car of after 10 miles or so.Actually dont do that,it is very childish and quite dangerous too.

 

[daveduke67]

Get decent quality vehicle masking tape and use it to write MCFC, various insults etc. Dont bother with the poundshop stuff - you'll be lucky to get six inches peeled off before it rips.

Wrapping it in clingfilm afterwards would be good.

 

[Dubai Blue]

Blue and white confetti in the aircon unit