if anyone is stuck for something to sing on wednesday...

my personal favourite is 'aye aye ippee'

closely followed by 'Super Kevin Horlock'
 
they say that old traffords this wonderful place
the team that plays there is a fucking disgrace
with half backs and full backs and forwards too
with hands down their shorts
'cos they've fuck all to do
the stretford end sing and the stretford end shout
those songs that they sing
they know fuck all about
and we all agree where united should be
shovelling shit on the isle of capri...
of capri, of capri,
shovelling shit on the isle of capri...

I havent heard this one for years
 
Wasn't it...

Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey
Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury
Joe said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the Kippax, Maine Road!

Naaaaaaa, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
(Repeat x 2)
Heard of the Kippax, Maine Road!

With a knock-kneed chicken and a bow-legged hen
We haven't lost a fight since we don't know when
We don't give a widdle and we don't give a wank
We are the Kippax Boot Boys!


Bernie Taupin eat your heart out
 
City_Gentleman said:
Wasn't it...

Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey
Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury
Joe said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the Kippax, Maine Road!

Naaaaaaa, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
(Repeat x 2)
Heard of the Kippax, Maine Road!

With a knock-kneed chicken and a bow-legged hen
We haven't lost a fight since we don't know when
We don't give a widdle and we don't give a wank
We are the Kippax Boot Boys!


Bernie Taupin eat your heart out

that may well have been sung on the kippax, but "i've heard of the north stand, maine road" was sung in those early days when the north stand had terraces and a roof, before the seats went in. that was also around the time don revie was briefly england manager which would account for the song, and also at the same time the north stand used to sing...

we are the north stand
we are the north stand
we are the north stand, manchester
 
wearethesouthstand said:
City_Gentleman said:
Wasn't it...

Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey
Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury
Joe said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of the Kippax, Maine Road!

Naaaaaaa, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
(Repeat x 2)
Heard of the Kippax, Maine Road!

With a knock-kneed chicken and a bow-legged hen
We haven't lost a fight since we don't know when
We don't give a widdle and we don't give a wank
We are the Kippax Boot Boys!


Bernie Taupin eat your heart out

that may well have been sung on the kippax, but "i've heard of the north stand, maine road" was sung in those early days when the north stand had terraces and a roof, before the seats went in. that was also around the time don revie was briefly england manager which would account for the song, and also at the same time the north stand used to sing...

we are the north stand
we are the north stand
we are the north stand, manchester

The South Stand should start off
"we are the South Stand
we are the South Stand
we are the South Stand, Manchester"

then the East Stand should follow with:
"we are the Kippax
we are the Kippax
we are the Kippax, Manchester"

and it should go back and forth between the two stands!

Why don't we do this already?
 
danburge82 said:
wearethesouthstand said:
that may well have been sung on the kippax, but "i've heard of the north stand, maine road" was sung in those early days when the north stand had terraces and a roof, before the seats went in. that was also around the time don revie was briefly england manager which would account for the song, and also at the same time the north stand used to sing...

we are the north stand
we are the north stand
we are the north stand, manchester

The South Stand should start off
"we are the South Stand
we are the South Stand
we are the South Stand, Manchester"

then the East Stand should follow with:
"we are the Kippax
we are the Kippax
we are the Kippax, Manchester"

and it should go back and forth between the two stands!

Why don't we do this already?

'cos it sounds like spurs (and 'cos the kippax don't sing )
 
Originally i remember it as:

Oh Manchester -Oh Manchester
Is wonderful - Is wonderful
Oh Manchester is wonderful
Full of tits, full of wanks, full of gobbles
Oh Manchester is wonderful

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