If Blue Moon was the Bible ?

[lazerblue]

The most widely sold book in history but of the poorest quality.

thought that was gingers book, Spare

 

[aguero93:20]

thought that was gingers book, Spare

Harry Potter has probably overtaken both by now.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

What about Big Nose and the Blessed Cheese makers?

(Great name of a band BTW)

 

[mexico1970]

Blessed are the blues for they will inherit the earth.

So it was said and it was made so.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

A man was walking down the street with his hand in his pocket carrying the bible.

A vicar came the other way and said "Ah, my son, I see you have the staff of life in your hand, what have you got in your other"?

He replied "The bible Vicar"




Bernard Manning 1977

 

[threespires]

One of the Ten Commandments would be:
Thou shalt not wear red unless it is on a City away kit.

The mind boggles what the BM decalogue would be, but somewhere in there should be 'thou shalt not bear false witness and flap in the match day thread'

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Oakiecokie must be a shoo-in for Methusaleh.

 

[Barcon]

Oakiecokie must be a shoo-in for Methusaleh.

He was the rock they rolled in front of the cave.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

And Banned Tosspot must be Jesus, considering the number of times he got crucified on here and then came back to life with another username.

 

[Bill Walker]

Was there a disciple that never got a round in ?