If Carlsberg made beer...

[InvisibleMan]

It would probably taste quite good and be over 3%. As it is they'd rather just sell you piss in a tin and spend all their fucking money on making adverts trying to convince you that piss tastes good.

 

[Bluemoon115]

PMSL!

Get yourself a proper drink lad.

 

[NPBlue]

Watneys Red please.

 

[Danish Blue]

thats not carlsberg,

they do make beer and it isnt piss, julebryg (christmas beer) is around 6 pct paaskebryg (easter beer) 6.8 pct and elephant beer is around 9.

 

[mancity5]

I had too much of that elephant beer one night and grew a trunk which the wife wouldn`t touch.

 

[Danish Blue]

I had too much of that elephant beer one night and grew a trunk which the wife wouldn`t touch

tends to have the opposite effect on me

 

[mancity5]

I had too much of that elephant beer one night and grew a trunk which the wife wouldn`t touch

tends to have the opposite effect on me

What you mean she touches you ? what a bitch.