If dogs ruled the world

nimrod said:
johnny on the spot said:
Over-population within an hitherto unseen ecology means that most would starve, leaving a population of hardened, likely cannibalistic survivors. These would diminish through environmental stresses, mutation and disease via interbreeding.

fangs.......................fer that

Just a stab really, dogs are pretty good survivors. Most domestics would die within weeks and we'd probably end up with packs of mid-range, dingo-types roaming about chewing corpses.
 
johnny on the spot said:
nimrod said:
johnny on the spot said:
Over-population within an hitherto unseen ecology means that most would starve, leaving a population of hardened, likely cannibalistic survivors. These would diminish through environmental stresses, mutation and disease via interbreeding.

fangs.......................fer that

Just a stab really, dogs are pretty good survivors. Most domestics would die within weeks and we'd probably end up with packs of mid-range, dingo-types roaming about chewing corpses.

so like australia then
 
We'd have to go round sniffing each others arses, licking our balls, then licking them all over their faces.
 
In the past I had an alsation that used to hang around the cat litter tray for tasty treats. The ex kept the last dog I owned, eats cat poo and horse poo and loves a good chew on the frogs that come off a horses hoof. My sister has a dog that loves to lick its own bollocks a lot.
I think they would indeed continue to eat bones if they ruled the world. Don't let dogs lick your face btw.
 
Would they keep us on leads and look at us in disgust as we lick our own balls whilst secretly wishing they could do that?
 
nimrod said:
johnny on the spot said:
nimrod said:
fangs.......................fer that

Just a stab really, dogs are pretty good survivors. Most domestics would die within weeks and we'd probably end up with packs of mid-range, dingo-types roaming about chewing corpses.

so like australia then

or Chorley
 
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