If footballers were boxers what would there ring name be?

[Miami Weiss]

Rouqe Santa 'on the booze' Cruz

 

[conormcfc]

Arsene " stevie wonder " wenger

lol. At least you can admit it

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

"Coca" Kolo Toure (Actually they should do tee shirts in the Coke font with that on)

Shay "The Gloves" Given

 

[Bluemoon115]

Gelson "Crabby" Fernandes

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

steve "cum over your bird" gerrard.

daniel "sniff alot" agger.

Micheal "had a beer" Johnson

Micheal "i was asleep" shields

John "the gobbler" O'shea

Wayne "hows ya gran" Rooney

Joe "the king" Royal

Jamie "tight pants" Redknapp

harry "itch my twitch" redknapp

Ben "elbows up" thatcher

 

[MCFCinUSA]

Gary 'Feed the Goat' Neville

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Stevie "Clark Kent" Ireland

Ji Sung "the poodle eater" Park

Ryan "the gorrila" Giggs

Christian "Cross dresser" Ronaldo

 

[burning blue soul]

stan 'the hitgirl' collymore

alex 'the piles' ferguson

mickey 'the screwdriver' thomas

eric 'kungfu' cantona

tony 'the bottle' adams

ian 'anoying little cnut' wright

 

[Squelch]

Emile 'Horizontal Heavyweight' Heskey

 

[Peter Doherty No.1]

Joey 'gentleman' Barton

Hahahaha



Duncan Ferguson "The Goodest man on the planet"



Alex "Whiskey Nose" Ferguson