If Someone Gave You £1000

[The Pink Panther]

Two of those fancy Jamie Oliver burgers that are aimed at the high end of the new food offering at City

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Buy a round at the next bluemoon piss up.

 

[BlueHammer85]

How much would be left to pay after the £1000?

I'll have £160 change... buy some new footie boots

840 quid? Jesus!

Will be a bargain when I'm watching the likes of Carroll bullying Kompany and co next season

COYI

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

But you had 5 minutes to spend it, what would you buy?

Hi Glen, how are you today? x

 

[samharris]

A high class brass and smoke a cig for the other 4 minutes.

Blimey,you smoke quick.. ;)

 

[Never Mind The Pollocks]

But you had 5 minutes to spend it, what would you buy?

Hi Glen, how are you today? x

You're a strange character.

 

[talkativesprout]

Anal beads, baby jesus buti-plug, a well hung black male prostitute hd vid camera and a hour with my rag mates missus.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

But you had 5 minutes to spend it, what would you buy?

Hi Glen, how are you today? x

You're a strange character.

How are you today Glen? x

 

[Barcon]

But you had 5 minutes to spend it, what would you buy?

Hi Glen, how are you today? x

You're a strange character.

How the fuck have you got almost 1200 posts in a couple of months?

 

[Bilboblue]

Buy Danny Welbeck and Zinedine Cleverly.

Then sell them to Sunderland or Stoke for £1 each, buy two lottery tickets and retire to Soi 6, Pattaya.