If they weren't footballers...

[BulgarianPride]

some good ones above, and Jo would be cup-tied - but what would Robinho be doing?

weather forecaster

 

[johnny on the spot]

De Jong would be a pimp in amsterdam

Superb.

I can see Pablo Zabaleta as a vet, for some reason.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Njd would be Jackie Chans bodyguard.

Balo & Micah a tag team

Rsc would be injured

 

[Neil McNab]

De Jong would be a pimp in amsterdam

Still dealing with tackles but delegating lol!

 

[sweep]

Petrov - vampire

 

[NZBlue]

Ireland- ladyboy

Robinho- Professional mourner. How many times did we see his crap shot followed by a praying motion

Silva- polly in your pocket

Jo- body double for big-bird

 

[Numptyed]

Bobby Manc, Gigolo.
Kolo, Actor in Shaft.
RSC, Horse dressage.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Micah would be Mr Universe before making a career in WWE

Caicedo would be the worlds most obese man

Barry would be the world speed walking champion

SWP would be living off daddykins

Mancini would be a CEO at Armani

Balo would be in a mental institution

 

[Meddler]

Kelvin Etuhu - Croupier

 

[samy]

Adam Johnson - Landlord
Jmes Milner-Air Traffic Controller
Ya Ya-Door Man
De Jong-Assiain
Bridge-Waiter
Balo-In Knick
RSC-Male Cabin Crew