Re: If they weren't professional footballers they would be..
Jamie redknap = visiting his dad on b wing
Ronaldo = serving meals in albefuera and stinking of sardines.
Rooney = understudy to mike myers
Oshea = in Village people tribute band
Crouch = virgin
Re: If they weren't professional footballers they would be..
Joe Hart - porn star (possibly gay porn too)
Tevez - a gargoyle
Balotelli - in an asylum
AJ - an extra on Trainspotting
Gary Neville - dead
Phil Neville - unconcious on more than 10 occasions
Paul Bosvelt - starring with Hart
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