If we are to be a big club...

[TheSituation]

We need to change our goal nets. They really aren't good enough. The biggest and best clubs all have character, they all have things you can relate them to, we don't really. The Poznan is along those lines, if we're doing it in 5 years time it'll be exactly what I'm talking about, but I think with the goal nets we have the scope to add another piece of character to our club. White goal nets with the crest in blue in the middle, it'll add so much character, when Europe and the world sees us in the Champions League next season, they'd see our nets and immediately associate this with us, a cool, simple feat that surely "the world's richest club" can afford.

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

Sweet Jesus if that's all we need to fix...Me I'd opt for a new trophy cabinet.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I agree.

Messi plays for Barca because they have nice nets.

Millions of people throughout the world support the rags because they not only have the nicest nets, they also have the cleanest cross bar and 3 of the top 642 corner flags in the world.

Luckily for us, Silva and Yaya are keen penalty spot fetishists and both have been heard praising the roundness, whiteness and general penaltyspotness of the penalty spot at COMS.

In other news, a few of the PM's I receive on a daily basis on here have suggested that the reason behind Mourinho's reluctance to come to City is down to the design of our corner flags. He wanted the design to show the various faces of Jose and highlight his charity work whilst Garry Cook was keen on the idea of taking a leaf out of Martin Edwards dirty little book and installing hidden cameras in the women's toilets in the hope to use the various fat arsed photos as the backdrop to his own Jackson Pollock inspired 'splashes' of Sir Kidd's spunk and Mr Platt's mucas.

I also think that we should boast of having the nicest nets so that the rags can include that in that little song they sing about massive pitch and massive floodlights.

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

3 posts,classic thread status in record time.

 

[blueju]

Trying to be subtle piss take or sarcasm?

 

[2bluegp]

We need to change our goal nets. They really aren't good enough. The biggest and best clubs all have character, they all have things you can relate them to, we don't really. The Poznan is along those lines, if we're doing it in 5 years time it'll be exactly what I'm talking about, but I think with the goal nets we have the scope to add another piece of character to our club. White goal nets with the crest in blue in the middle, it'll add so much character, when Europe and the world sees us in the Champions League next season, they'd see our nets and immediately associate this with us, a cool, simple feat that surely "the world's richest club" can afford.

rag

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

244 posts though...it really does beggar belief.

 

[HellasLEAF]

I don't see what it has to do with being a bigger club but some MCFC specific nets would be a nice touch nets season.

 

[clubfoot]

Black nets are better for seeing the advertising boards behind the goal. Simples.

It's all about the £££££

 

[Totadisco]

Mancini just need to buy:
Honda - to get Asian fans
Cahill - to get Australia and Oceania fans
Dempsey - to get... never mind.. make it Kobe or some american football player
Webb - to get few extra points
Berbatov - to prove they can... and send it on loan to Dag & Red .
Pique - Not for Pique though... Shakira would be beast !!!