I agree.
Messi plays for Barca because they have nice nets.
Millions of people throughout the world support the rags because they not only have the nicest nets, they also have the cleanest cross bar and 3 of the top 642 corner flags in the world.
Luckily for us, Silva and Yaya are keen penalty spot fetishists and both have been heard praising the roundness, whiteness and general penaltyspotness of the penalty spot at COMS.
In other news, a few of the PM's I receive on a daily basis on here have suggested that the reason behind Mourinho's reluctance to come to City is down to the design of our corner flags. He wanted the design to show the various faces of Jose and highlight his charity work whilst Garry Cook was keen on the idea of taking a leaf out of Martin Edwards dirty little book and installing hidden cameras in the women's toilets in the hope to use the various fat arsed photos as the backdrop to his own Jackson Pollock inspired 'splashes' of Sir Kidd's spunk and Mr Platt's mucas.
I also think that we should boast of having the nicest nets so that the rags can include that in that little song they sing about massive pitch and massive floodlights.
