If we were told the world would end next Tuesday. How would you spend your last days?

Retreat to my underground bunker with a 10 year supply of White chocolate toblerone , Boost, Tunnocks Teacake, White chocolate Nestle Crunch, Snickers, Thai Sweet Chicken McCoys, Chilli Heatwave Doritos, Nice n Spicy Niknaks, Sour Cream Pringles and Prawn Cocktail Wotsits.

You're going to get somewhat thirsty with that lot. May I suggest you add something to drink as well. Especially if you want to hold out for 10 years
 
Retreat to my underground bunker with a 10 year supply of White chocolate toblerone , Boost, Tunnocks Teacake, White chocolate Nestle Crunch, Snickers, Thai Sweet Chicken McCoys, Chilli Heatwave Doritos, Nice n Spicy Niknaks, Sour Cream Pringles and Prawn Cocktail Wotsits.

You were doing well till you mentioned pringles I hope the fucking door to the bunker is locked when you get there you dirty animal
 
*checks filofax*
Actually, tuesday isn't good for me at all. Can you get back to me on monday week? I've got a free half hour that afternoon. Thanks. Mwah.
 
You're going to get somewhat thirsty with that lot. May I suggest you add something to drink as well. Especially if you want to hold out for 10 years
I'll swap the Pringles for bottled water, keeps you and discopop happy in one fell swoop. Also keeps me alive long enough to come out and try to repopulate the planet. Everyone's a winner.
 
Tick a kilo of cocaine til the wednesday.

I would also ask if i could take Steve's place on his super yacht that he never got to see completed...

Or this beast...

 
Tick a kilo of cocaine til the wednesday.

I would also ask if i could take Steve's place on his super yacht that he never got to see completed...

Or this beast...



Fuck sails. I want something big, comfortable, with a big fuck off engine that leaves dolphins dying in it's wake. Stocked to the gills with the finest foods, finest wines, the best single malts, enough drugs to satisfy a Colombian cartel and a gaggle of the finest whores money can buy. Tell me where the fuck you put auf wiedersehen pet and I'll let you on board too.
 

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