If we were told the world would end next Tuesday. How would you spend your last days?

[Adidas Sharston]

I'd drive to Buffalo New York and burn the shithole to the ground.
Oh yeah, your chicken wings are shit, you scruffy looking cunts.

You could fly too old trafford instead.

 

[Barcon]

You could fly too old trafford instead.

Wouldn't go anywhere near the place mate.

 

[Magicpole]

Fuck sails. I want something big, comfortable, with a big fuck off engine that leaves dolphins dying in it's wake. Stocked to the gills with the finest foods, finest wines, the best single malts, enough drugs to satisfy a Colombian cartel and a gaggle of the finest whores money can buy. Tell me where the fuck you put auf wiedersehen pet and I'll let you on board too.

I will buy you the whole back catalogue if I can get on.

 

[stony]

I will buy you the whole back catalogue if I can get on.

Celtic fan aren't you? There might be room in steerage.

 

[aguero93:20]

You could fly too old trafford instead.

Or fly over it in a B-52.

 

[aguero93:20]

Fuck sails. I want something big, comfortable, with a big fuck off engine that leaves dolphins dying in it's wake. Stocked to the gills with the finest foods, finest wines, the best single malts, enough drugs to satisfy a Colombian cartel and a gaggle of the finest whores money can buy. Tell me where the fuck you put auf wiedersehen pet and I'll let you on board too.

Engine ruins it tbh, unless it's a catamaran with the half and half, you want a nice smooth sailing experience.

 

[Adidas Sharston]

Wouldn't go anywhere near the place mate.

Better off mate would take an age to set scaffolding on fire, the world would be over.

 

[Magicpole]

Celtic fan aren't you? There might be room in steerage.

You would be missing out with me down there.

 

[stony]

You would be missing out with me down there.

Oh go on then, you can have a cabin on the pool deck, but only sloppy seconds on the whores.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Score some Heroin.
Get wasted and embrace the end.

 

[Adidas Sharston]

Or fly over it in a B-52.

Score some Heroin.
Get wasted and embrace the end.

PM sent.

 

[aguero93:20]

PM sent.

Still waiting for my PM mate, you honestly think you can get me a B-52?

 

[Adidas Sharston]

Still waiting for my PM mate, you honestly think you can get me a B-52?

No probs, what colour?? don't say brown.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Still waiting for my PM mate, you honestly think you can get me a B-52?

I always fancied the redhead- can someone get me her?

 

[Barcon]

I always fancied the redhead- can someone get me her?

How much do you want? I'll hack you off a slab.

 

[idahoblues]

I'd drive to Buffalo New York and burn the shithole to the ground.
Oh yeah, your chicken wings are shit, you scruffy looking cunts.

What are you waiting for?

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

I'd go round to @Jim Tolmie's Underpants and whilst strangling him i would say "sorry pal, it was bound to happen"

I like you.

 

[stony]

I always fancied the redhead- can someone get me her?

Degenerate ****

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Degenerate ****

I like gingers.

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

Get on my motorbike and ride like shit off a shovel, putting two fingers up to every bloody speed camera along the way