If we were told the world would end next Tuesday. How would you spend your last days?

[dronefromsector7G]

Degenerate ****

I had heard she had one of them. That's the attraction.

 

[stony]

I had heard she had one of them. That's the attraction.

That's Fatal.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

That's Fatal.

Death by fiery clopper.

 

[stony]

Death by fiery clopper.

You're a bad man drone, a bad man.

 

[aguero93:20]

No probs, what colour?? don't say brown.

Sky blue with white and maroon trim?

 

[snorky]

I would walk round town wearing a sandwich board reading: I fuckin told you so!

 

[Magicpole]

Oh go on then, you can have a cabin on the pool deck, but only sloppy seconds on the whores.

With my dazzling wit, unbelievable charm and stunning looks? I don't think so.

It's only my crippling modesty that may hold me back a wee bit.

But, thanks for changing your mind. My only other offer involved digging a hole.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Torturing Anthony Taylor for screwing us against Chelsea

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Probably let my imagination run wild and try to convince the missus just once to pretend she is Michelle Keegan.

 

[masterwig]

Conversation would go like this;

Soothsayer: "The world's going to end on Tuesday"

Me: "Fuck off you mentalist"

And I'd carry on like normal because I wouldn't believe it.

 

[Magicpole]

Torturing Anthony Taylor for screwing us against Chelsea

That would mean at least a week waiting in the queue for your turn.

 

[MadchesterCity]

That would mean at least a week waiting in the queue for your turn.

We could make it a group torture?

 

[Magicpole]

We could make it a group torture?

Like it. Thinking on your feet till the very end. Literally.

 

[MadchesterCity]

You lot would have got independence if Jimmy Krankie had addressed the nation with a stick with dog shit on the end.

I thought she did

 

[MadchesterCity]

This ones up for sale.

Fook do you get all the birds as part of the deal?