"If we win the league I will...."

[bepebe]

collect numerous bets from "friends" who are united fans.

write a letter of goodwill and gesture on his excellent punditry to Alan Hansen using words like "mental strength", "been there so many times before" and "team spirit"

 

[Bluemanc100]

Yep.... Get the City Tatt i've been threatening for years

 

[MCFC BOB]

I'll wear a United shirt the day after.

 

[owen-mcfc]

I got my city tattoo so.. I will run round the arndale naked and wipe my arse on every rag I see ;)

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Get a City tattoo, AND take my wife out for a steak at Berni inn.

 

[pablozabaleta]

Probably get a tattoo done, have had 1 design in my mind for a while now but have never bothered to get it done.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Write 'It was all getting too easy so we decided to give you hope' on my Facebook status then drink until I call my ex (a fellow blue) and blub down the phone spouting sentimental bollocks about how it always seemed to be raining after a defeat at Maine Road as a kid.

Two things.

I shall phone you first this time Toma; then I am changing my name to "Typical".

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

....show my arse in Lewis' window.

Let's hope the rags win it then.........

 

[ChesterRdBlue]

Re: "If we win the league I will...."

I'll saw my own cock off.

 

[pablozabaleta]

Re:

I'll saw my own cock off.

Bit drastic! Or are you so convinced that United will win the league?