If you could have one woman in this world...

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Blinded by the ginger.

 

[Neville the rat boy]

Gents i introduce to you Kate Upton

 

[Lucky Toma]

Ms Kerr. Every week I tune into BBC1's Miranda just hoping they've finally got their priorities right.

 

[SWP's back]

A bit like trying to pick your all time No 1 song
Nigh on impossible.
Charlotte will do for starters.

But youd never get to eat a pie with her necking them all.

I wouldn't touch her with yours fella.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Ms Kerr. Every week I tune into BBC1's Miranda just hoping they've finally got their priorities right.

Holy fucking shit.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

A bit like trying to pick your all time No 1 song
Nigh on impossible.
Charlotte will do for starters.

But youd never get to eat a pie with her necking them all.

I wouldn't touch her with yours fella.

Once again SWP's back I concur.

One overweight, loud and offensive person in any relationship is enough. There isn't room for me and Church together I'm afraid.

She is only going to get bigger as time marches on as well.

A fuck pig.

 

[SWP's back]

A bit like trying to pick your all time No 1 song
Nigh on impossible.
Charlotte will do for starters.

But youd never get to eat a pie with her necking them all.

I wouldn't touch her with yours fella.

Once again SWP's back I concur.

One overweight, loud and offensive person in any relationship is enough. There isn't room for me and Church together I'm afraid.

She is only going to get bigger as time marches on as well.

A fuck pig.

:-)

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I've got a new one Caroline Flack. I'm going to write a song for her in a bit as soon as my real life bird gets off my fucking case.

 

[Knoxy38]

Maria Cucinotti

 

[BlueHubert]

She was better in Leon.

Someone phone the police and get him on the register!