If You Could Name a Ship

[yeseye]

Shit ship piss wank bollocks fart thread.
Gonna beat the wife up!

 

[@BluePhil8]

I'll take this seriously OP.

I'd go with "HMS Golden Hind II" after Francis Drake's ship the Golden Hind. Basically England's most famous sailor and 2nd in command combatting the Spanish Armada.

Either that or something to make your enemy shit their pants like "HMS Nuke's-on-board".

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

The good ship " Colin Bell "

 

[BlueBearBoots]

HMS Watch Out

 

[George Hannah]

Ship Of Fools

Fetlocks is half way up the gangplank already
with all the mods in his wake

Cheers Everybody!!!

 

[Anonymous]

So very proud that 4 pages in that no one has proffered that bollocks "Dignity" by that shite fucking Deacon Blue band.

Cunts.

I'd call a ship HMS Agueroooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Balti]

HMS FUCK.OFF.YOU.RAG.C.UNTS

 

[better dead than red]

HMS Channel Fanny, maybe I can get a contract to haul mail and label her the RMS Channel Fanny.

I think Hoochie Mama has a nice ring to it.

Seinfeld fans, The Sloop Nazi? The problem is I'm not a Nazi so dealing with the bullshit to come with that not worth it.

 

[Ant]

My first boat was called Utopia, my current one was renamed Utopia... big mistake,
"Money pit", or, " "hole in the water", where i put al my hard earned cash."
would have been better

 

[1961_vintage]

Cityzenship.