If you could, who would you kill?

[mammutly]

didn't the sex pistols do that?

Tenpole Tudor

You wouldn't think bambi had so many enemies!

 

[SWP's back]

In the 1300s Edward III banned football and for that reason he's out!!

So that we defeated almost everyone for two hundred years with archers. So not all bad. We wouldn't have won at Crecy or Azincourt without it.

 

[skemblue]

my boss, jedward, anyone who has featured on a halifax advert, twitcher, purple nose, neville and his entire family, mariah carey, the hoosiers, anyone who has featured in shitty hello type magazines, rapists, paedos, anyone who hurts animals, graham norton, jonathon woss, people who cant park cars, anybody who says "like" every other word, terry christian and kanye west.

I can understand how working for Jedward might unbalance someone.

haha its awful

 

[100%manc]

I would not kill anybody coz im a nice bloke really

but . . . . .


I have thought in detail about killing the following people a number of times in my life

Bernie Ecclestone
Brian McFadden
Timmy Mallett
Zoe Ball (rag)
John McCririck
Wayne Rooney
Mel B
Gary Rhodes(rag)
Hugh Grant
Status Quo (all ov em)
DJ Spoony
Pete Doherty
Cerys Matthews (rag)
Ross Kemp
David Mellor
Basil Brush
Benito Mussolini (if he was still alive)
Tim Lovejoy
David Beckham
Gordon Brown
Jim Bowen
Chris De Burgh
Sylvester Stallone
Mick Hucknall (rag and a twat)
Amy Winehouse (for looking like a neglected horse)
Elton John
Delia Smith
Ant and Dec
David Cameron
Piers Morgan
Meat Loaf
Robbie Williams
Osama Bin Laden
Heather Mills
Jon Gaunt
Russell Brand
Adolf Hitler
Ian Huntly
Gary Glitter
Craig Meehan
anybody that works for the inland revenue
And the blok who invented my fast moving gas meter . . . .you bastard

Think thats it

phew,he missed out TTTCITYBHOY & Rod Stewart (ex rag) ;)

narrr cant kill rodders, me mum would haunt me if I did that

 

[Tragic meat van guy]

Colin Murray, who could ever possibly imagine anyone would give a fuck about what he has to say, even his own family??
radio, darts ,fuckin MOTD2, whats next will you ruin for me? got a gig doing commentry at me ma's for lunch on sundays???

 

[oakiecokie]

All the fucking press,media,tv,pundits,MOTD tossers,SKY,Talkshit,etc who have slagged us off for the past 3 years.
Any fucker got a machine gun for me ???

 

[gerrygowsjockstrap]

That ugly, balding, fat, ignorant bastard who lives next door to me & his dog of a wife.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

I was going to add paul merson, but hopefully he will kill himself soon, when he realises how much shit he chats.

so im going for eamon 'fat rag' holmes.

 

[RPDB]

Alan Fookin Tichmarch

 

[Kenny Powers]

Claire Balding

The effeminate guy who talks about what posh women wear during the Ascot meet