If you got the chance to interview Mancini and 2 players

[Ovo]

Why are you all so shit?
Can you pass me that rope?
Why weren't you fit enough for the most important game ever in the community shield?

 

[markbmcfc]

Bob - Why are the players knackered in August when the season ends next May?

Sergio - Will you marry me?

David - Will you marry me?

 

[Dobsy]

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, when will City win the league?

Answer. May.

 

[Anonymous]

Bob plus 2 players; one question only:

Is the reason you don't come on Bluemoon because it's rammed with rags and fuck wits?

 

[Wheelsy]

Me: Roberto, in your own words, what were the reasons for the loss on Sunday?

Roberto: This is a football.

Me: Thanks for your time.

 

[Astuteboy]

I'd ask them all:

"Do you thank Joey every day or just on match days?"