If You Open A Bottle of Wine

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Yeah, his Mrs only drinks white

Id see that as a bonus not a problem, means dont have to share the red.

 

[alan__mcfc]

You know what they say, a bottle a day keeps the doctor away.

 

[supercity88]

Was on holiday and my Mrs and I were debating whether this old couple sat outside their apartment were English or not. They bring out a half drunk bottle of red...knew immediately they weren't. Walked past them a day later and spot on - Belgians.

 

[Magicpole]

It looked amazingly cheap until I remembered I was only on about £6 a week in 1971, and had to give my mam £2.50 for keep.

:-)

When did you get back from Bangladesh? Must have taken a while on those wages.

 

[Magicpole]

You can't beat a really great three course meal of, prawn coctail, a well done rump steak and a black forest gateaux, washed down with a quality chilled bottle of Black Tower

No Angel Delight? No way can you leave out the cheese, pickle, cheese, pickle, on a stick number, as an amuse bouche. I hope at least you have a fucking ashtray on the table, fag burning, obviously.
Creates that certain ambience, missing in today's topsy turvey world of subjugation and having to go without a fag and sit and fume from withdrawal. Then I'm all the cunts when I kick off at the temperature of the asparagus. Where's the trust.

Well done rump steak, is like chewing a well worn saddle. Without the laughs.

 

[Bill Walker]

No Angel Delight? No way can you leave out the cheese, pickle, cheese, pickle, on a stick number, as an amuse bouche. I hope at least you have a fucking ashtray on the table, fag burning, obviously.
Creates that certain ambience, missing in today's topsy turvey world of subjugation and having to go without a fag and sit and fume from withdrawal. Then I'm all the cunts when I kick off at the temperature of the asparagus. Where's the trust.

Well done rump steak, is like chewing a well worn saddle. Without the laughs.

It's amazing how we used to eat a 3 course meal with a big ugly stinking ashtray as a centrepiece on the table.

 

[chesterbells]

If a bottle of wine gets opened at home of an evening … my chances improve (not by much mind).

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

You can't beat a really great three course meal of, prawn coctail, a well done rump steak and a black forest gateaux, washed down with a quality chilled bottle of Black Tower

Or for a cheaper Dinner & Dance, minestrone soup, chicken supreme and apple pie with squirty cream for sweet. A bottle of Blue Nun on the side.

 

[Marklr]

I haven't opened a bottle of wine yet this millennium.

 

[better dead than red]

If I opened a bottle of wine I would have to do a quick ball check.

Was the other fella ok with you groping him?

 

[.db.]

I make a bottle of wine last three nights.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

What about once you’ve opened a bottle of gin or vodka? Asking for a friend.

 

[better dead than red]

What about once you’ve opened a bottle of gin or vodka? Asking for a friend.

If you are Russian and you open a bottle of vodka you drink it all or so I have been told.

 

[Grassland Blue]

It's amazing how we used to eat a 3 course meal with a big ugly stinking ashtray as a centrepiece on the table.

An ashtray which had found its' way home from the pub....
;- )

 

[Lavinda Past]

I haven't opened a bottle of wine yet this millennium.

I hope it's one that ages well...

;-)