If you were a footballer

[KingRuben]

Think i'd take advantage but wouldn't take the piss, would make sure it didn't effect my game though and would still try and improve so i guess in the middle, bit like Hart & AJ i suppose

 

[Why Always Ste]

Depends on the club I played for.

City (a) - i'd wanna be peak performance every single training session and match to show my worth.

Rags (b) - i'd rinse them for every dollar they have loaned and whilst doing so constant womanising, coke binges, obvious red cards, i'd even stamp on Howard Webb's face to get sent off... just to show how biased the media are to this club.

 

[KansasCITY]

I have such low self confidence and ego that it would probably be A. When I'm playing sports I'm never happy with myself no matter what, I have to improve in some way. I imagine that's how James Milner is.

 

[Losblue]

The problem would be if your surrounded by arrogant,egotistic and
morally corrupt twats,there's a good chance you'd become that way
yourself.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I'd be this guy:

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And most probably dead.

 

[GazM]

like mario, i'd be on glamour models faster than a scouser on an unchained bicycle.

PMSL

 

[Kinky Dribbler]

a) if i got paid 100k a week to do something, i'd feel morally obliged to make myself as close to worth it as possible.

This. I'd like to be seen as respectable in comparison to all those cunts like Rooney and Terry who are in the papers every 5 minutes.