If you were allowed to batter...

[blueshortshorts]

am I the only one that doesn't mind beckham..he seems like a decent bloke tbh ("tin hat on, but I don't give a f*ck).

As for who would I love to batter..got to be Paul "the guv'nor" ince

 

[pee dubya]

Alex Salmond, smug-faced git.

Odious wanker.

 

[barcabloo]

Can only think of a few

Brian Griggs
Gladys Neville
Patrick Kielty
Gerry Adams
Thatcher
The Queen and her greek cnut of a husband
Terry Chrisitan
Paul no dicked wonder Shoals
Olmert
George Bush and his grinning slapper
Milliband
Blair
Vidic
Lawronson
Ruud Gullit
Van Horse
Gary Glitter....with an axe
Richard Keys....from a distance with a flamethrower
Prince Andrew
Prince ????....the gay one
Corned beef nose
camel gob
Wes Orange.....with a can of tango
David Pleat
Chris Bird couldn't stand the dwarf Cnut
Dwarves in General
The Irish
THE WELSH! en masse

and last but not least.....................


whilst tied to a pole very slowly with baseball bat coverd in rust nails and dog shit


Roy GYPPO Keane

 

[IFeedGoats]

James Fuckin Nesbitt and not only for that shite haircut he gave his neice

What a cock!

 

[Philbo]

KERRY FUCKING KATONA

 

[Glenda MCFC]

KERRY FUCKING KATONA

Agree with you there .. absolute waste of space !! Is there ever a week when she's not in a mag or on telly ?? Can't abide the woman. The most useless mother on the planet ... doe's drugs, smokes, drinks whilst pregnant. Great role for the kids nowadays ... think not !

 

[jimharri]

KERRY FUCKING KATONA

Agree with you there .. absolute waste of space !! Is there ever a week when she's not in a mag or on telly ?? Can't abide the woman. The most useless mother on the planet ... doe's drugs, smokes, drinks whilst pregnant. Great role for the kids nowadays ... think not !

The Oxford English Dictionary's definition of 'horrible' is Kerry Katona. I kid you not; well, maybe......