If you were allowed to batter...

[Bluemoon115]

Eamon Holmes! Prick of the highest order! Needs ot die die dei!

Now, the real question for you lot, how many cans have I had?

 

[laserblue]

Eamon Holmes! Prick of the highest order! Needs ot die die dei!

Now, the real question for you lot, how many cans have I had?

number of cans needed to batter eamonn holmes = 0
number of cans needed to watch the smug fat rag twat wittering on the box = 60 (should be safely comatose by then)

 

[merlot somme]

rassclot, very funny.

 

[laserblue]

noel edmonds. simon cowell. tony blair. prince andrew. el haj diouf. hillary clinton. sepp blatter. robert mugabe. heather mills. ben elton. mel gibson. ant & dec. george w. bush. taggart. billy connolly. ashley cole. the list goes on.....

 

[merlot somme]

I'm assuming these people are all rags. It doesn't surprise me. Have them peeled and driven into the sea, it will hurt.

 

[Bigga]

Terry Christian! I'm amazed that anyone could think otherwise.

Yep, he'd be high on the list... I'd almost forgotten about that mouthy rag dwarf.

I hate to have to do this, but did you know that Terry Christian DJ's at TV21 in the Northern Qtr. every Thursday night. Could be the perfect opportunity for you.

No it wouldn't. My mate does the door there and I go and see him. As much as I'm tempted to smash T Fooking C myself(never bother to speak to him, even when he speaks to me!), I'd have to back my best mate up. I'd hate the thought of 'dancing' with fellow Blues over a tw@ like T fooking C!

 

[Dave H]

Neville and Christian would be first against the wall.

 

[Newlunar]

Stephen Hawkins, I reckon I could have him.

 

[unclebatman]

......for me it has to be that bronze jug eared smug bastard Linekar

 

[Moxley]

Man alive, Elvis, the hoff, the milky bar kid, jesus....terry christian, and jade goody!, this list could go on and on!!!

 

[kevinmcfc]

Any labour Prime Minister, Lou Macari, paul Merson and fergie.

 

[Chris Mac]

Macari, Crerrand, Brazil....in fact any of those ex rags they wheel out every now and again. Holmes, the fat wanker and Christian would also get a good beating....in fact anyone who has or has ever had anything to do with the evil empire!I hate the fookin lot of 'em!

 

[Swales lives]

Terry Christian seems to the number 1 on the hit-list.
I hate the fucker, but I haven't changed my mind.

Its Stil that tory **** SEB COE or fuckin' LORD COE as likes to be known.

This twat sneered at the North when Manchester had the audacity to compete
for the Olympics bid, the southern london-centric mutha-fucka.fucki

I fuckin' hate Seb Coe!!!!!!!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I want to hit Terry 'arsehole' Christian in the face with the sharp end of a claw hammer.

Eamonn Holmes evokes such rage inside me that I cannot dare type what I would like to do to him.

 

[Cottonopolis]

GARY COOK.

 

[bluemike]

Beckham, smug retarded twat.

 

[Daves boy Saul]

The smug, ginger, ugly, dog - spunk Simply Mick Hucknall. Detest him with a passion. The first thing i would do is knock the gem he has stuck to his yellow knashers right down his throat, continuously punch, head butt and kick him until he was a pile of red mush and then send him first class to Bacon face.

I need some fresh air.

 

[pinacolada]

danny dyer

proper naughty, nuttars, geezers, na wara meen etc etc

 

[jimharri]

Cockney kant!!

 

[leewill31]

only 1 for me,father fooking christmas the twat,were was my bike when i was 7 you twat,will never forgive him :(