If you were Morrissey

[carlos tevez is a blue]

What would you say?

 

[TCIB]

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

What would you say?

Kill uncle.

 

[mcmanus]

I'd die for a bacon butty.

 

[jimharri]

 

[Tanzeylee]

What would you say?

Badgers what's the point...

 

[rushts]

I can't believe it, these idiots will buy any old shite I churn out?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

What do you mean if I were?
And if you don't believe me now, will you ever believe me?

 

[MCFCinUSA]

I think I'd probably kill myself out of embarrassment, so I wouldn't say anything

 

[basokla]

"I wish I were a dog."