If you were Morrissey

[Begbie]

"I wish I were a gob."

 

[waterloo blue]

I'd get lamped by a Rusholme Ruffian,or Jim Harri.

 

[Begbie]

gratuitous morrisey....straight to your face and gratis too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QON6SSMLcC8

 

[Aphex]

'I may be pretentious, but by God, I write some class tunes'

Then roll over and sleep soundly.

 

[rick773]

I've been straight and a meat eater this whole time, sorry for giving gays and vegetarians a bad name.

 

[mcmanus]

I'd say ....'so what 70 odd children got murdered in Norway, its nothing compared to what happens in McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken everyday'.

 

[Clevers]

I'm going to spare you all from any more of my rubbish views by becoming a trappist monk.

 

[-nibz-]

what a borin **** I am

 

[mat]

 

[jimharri]

I'll raise you
Not child friendly!