If you were on a killing spree at work

[andyhinch]

I’ve mostly got on with people that worked for me tbh

 

[citizen_maine]

I’ve mostly got on with people that worked for me tbh

...before I sacked them

 

[andyhinch]

...before I sacked them

Only sacked two people in 30 years, I’d find them a new job instead with no hard feelings

 

[blue aura]

 

[1961_vintage]

 

[Saxmundham Blue]

9 to 5 - Dolly Parton

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

 

[idahoblues]

Whilst I accept your right to kill people fueled by the music, fast violent and loud, I still say it should be done in a calm methodical manner and the choice of music would help you towards this.

How about....

 

[Blue Mist]

How about....

Oh now you have gone too far.
For one the title of the thread relates to work.
No one ever suggested going down to the job centre with this on the car stereo. mainly because the scallies would have nicked it but you get my drift.

 

[idahoblues]

Oh now you have gone too far.
For one the title of the thread relates to work.
No one ever suggested going down to the job centre with this on the car stereo. mainly because the scallies would have nicked it but you get my drift.

But the accents make you want to kill them La

 

[MillisleBlue]

1,300 to 1,400 folk in our place so could take a while:

 

[Blue Mist]

But the accents make you want to kill them La

ok so start a thread 'jobless bastards (non evertonian) with an annoying accents that I want to kill whilst someone plays shit hot music' thread

 

[Bigga]

Playing over the tannoy system. The first person you pass as you leave the room where the control system is spared.

As you walk away from them smiling, you mutter “this is beautiful” and then draw the gun and fire at whoever passes next.

As people start coming out of offices, it’s like a game of whack-a-mole as you spin to each opening of a door and fire.

Mine is quite similar.

I picture the mind trigger switching at the beginning and going to get my weapons, a bunch of guns and a couple of shotguns. Back down the hall I go with headphones playing as people scatter.

I enter my office and see eyes pop open. A few fist fights and the hand guns come out.

The shotguns go off when the 'cannons' do!

All in slo mo. Bliss and comfort in my fantasy madness.

Tchaikovsky​

 

[Barcon]

Benny hill theme tune.

 

[Homar]

Too unoriginal?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

If I were on a killing spree in a liverpool shirt I'd have this playing in the background

 

[sir baconface]

I’ve mostly got on with people that worked for me tbh

That doesn’t give you the right to be a thread pooper.

There must be some who were worth wasting.

 

[andyhinch]

That doesn’t give you the right to be a thread pooper.

There must be some who were worth wasting.

I did work with Boris a little bit but I quite liked him as a person, I’ll think harder sorry to fuck the thread up.

 

[Blue Mist]

I did work with Boris a little bit but I quite liked him as a person, I’ll think harder sorry to fuck the thread up.

and who says you cant kill people you like ?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I’ve mostly got on with people that worked for me tbh

What about people you worked for?