If you were porky, would you

[MadchesterCity]

Porky’s you say!?

 

[tregyblue61]

You could always try this:

 

[idahoblues]

You could always try this:

I'd give her a try

 

[Tuearts right boot]

If you were porky, would you sign up to be fired out of a cannon on a twice daily basis like a human cannon ball, if the circus ringmaster was really good at nutrition and exercise and could sort your overtly chunkiness on a permanent basis.

For me I wouldn’t as I am not keen on heights.

Only if was a tried and trusted ACME Cannon, you know the ones...

 

[bluethrunthru]

If you were porky, would you sign up to be fired out of a cannon on a twice daily basis like a human cannon ball, if the circus ringmaster was really good at nutrition and exercise and could sort your overtly chunkiness on a permanent basis.

For me I wouldn’t as I am not keen on heights.

I'd open a strip club in the Everglades in the 1980's

 

[bluethrunthru]

We all would but I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about.

you are much younger than me

Porky's (1981) ⭐ 6.2 | Comedy

1h 34m | R

www.imdb.com

 

[m7mcfc]

As long as I had my bike outside.

 

[Bill Walker]

If you were porky, would you sign up to be fired out of a cannon on a twice daily basis like a human cannon ball, if the circus ringmaster was really good at nutrition and exercise and could sort your overtly chunkiness on a permanent basis.

For me I wouldn’t as I am not keen on heights.

 

[Blue Mist]

I specifically said the condition was the ring master who is a nutritionist and exercise specialist would sort the porky side of things out, I was implying he would get the porkster trim therefore he would fix the calibre of the aforementioned chunkster out. I am pretty sure my original post was easy enough to understand.

It was and I find posters who do not read a post clearly cause a lot of misunderstanding and confusion.
We are talking religion here aren't we?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

That episode of The Simpsons where Homer has cannonballs fired in to his stomach at the freak show is genius.