If you weren't British/English

[dannybcity]

I'd be a pineapple seller on a Caribbean beach or a fisherman on some South Pacific island. Probably the first one because you'd get red stripe, cricket and reggae.

 

[Skashion]

Canadian, I like their beady little eyes and flapping heads.

 

[u2fme2]

Australian, brother been living there now for 8
years now, and have been over there 4 times to visit him
and i love the place, you work hard and you get the rewards
for it, and they don't put up with the crap we do over here

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Polish or Slovakian. Tribute to all my kids at work I guess; and the Girls are beautiful.

Possibly Aussie for the love of Cricket and Lager.

 

[Citizen52]

Swedish. Would love to have a crack at some of those Scandinavian birds.

 

[bluefromleve32]

id be from any third world country. i can then claim assylum in the uk and live here for free, not giving a fuck about the law or the socity

 

[Manchestercitychorlton]

Italian or spanish for the food and football

 

[Bill]

hawian.

 

[ElanJo]

hawian.

Never been to Haw. Is it nice?

 

[Pughie]

Maldivian, just to live in the Maldives