If you woke in the night and your house was on fire, name 3 things you would grab to rescue.

[lefty goldblatt]

My phone, so I can bollock the smoke alarm company

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Some of us went voluntarily

You mean you pleaded guilty?

 

[henrythedogcity]

A few years ago I was fast asleep and heard a crackling sound jumped out of bed looked out of the window and 20 ft of my fence was on fire about 5 ft from the house.
Absolutely shit my pants rang the fire brigade and said my fence is on fire.....the lady said where to wich I replied in the fucking garden.....then realised she wanted my address...turns out the next door neighbour ( pot head ) had emptied his ashtray into his bin on his side of the fence....I laugh about it now and luckily had put it out before they arrived as thankfully hose was connected at back door but could have been a different story if I hadn't woke up when I did!

 

[Two Gun Bob]

York away ticket stub
Gillingham programe
Citizen scarf n badge that arrived yesterday.

 

[Magicpole]

A few years ago I was fast asleep and heard a crackling sound jumped out of bed looked out of the window and 20 ft of my fence was on fire about 5 ft from the house.
Absolutely shit my pants rang the fire brigade and said my fence is on fire.....the lady said where to wich I replied in the fucking garden.....then realised she wanted my address...turns out the next door neighbour ( pot head ) had emptied his ashtray into his bin on his side of the fence....I laugh about it now and luckily had put it out before they arrived as thankfully hose was connected at back door but could have been a different story if I hadn't woke up when I did!

Look on the bright side. You wouldn’t have had a good story. And, I’m sorry about putting my half lit shit in the bin. I was wasted beyond reason. Or identifying clearly combustible stuff, and then putting it in a container full of stuff, that’s, let be honest, burns like fuck. Glad you saw the funny side. Eventually,

 

[Bluechipblue]

12 string guitar
computer.
lucky undies.

If your house was ablaze, I would be tempted to ditch the 'lucky undies', as they're clearly not doing a very good job.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Yeah my plan is to fly 12000 miles from Australia, hire a car and stay in a hotel so I can break into City fans houses and steal shit.

Sounds the perfect crime................

 

[PinkFinal]

Signed Jimmy Page Lucifer Rising box set
Fully signed Stranglers Black & White LP
Lacoste jacket

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

12 string guitar
computer.
lucky undies.

Oh yeh..........

 

[Nellies left peg]

Two kittens and the missus. Everything else is replaceable