Ilkay Gundogan - Done Deal

[BringBackSwales]

City admin need to play the opening 10 seconds of Today by Smashing Pumpkins before the announcement...

Why?

 

[eyalluvitt]

Medical tomorrow, announced Friday, in squad Saturday?

 

[Zenmanc]

I've got a giant Toblerbone at the news

Mini tootsie rolls arent very big mate.

 

[citymacc]

City admin need to play the opening 10 seconds of Today by Smashing Pumpkins before the announcement...

I see what you did there

 

[Kinkybyname]

Mini tootsie rolls arent very big mate.

I bow to your intimate knowledge

 

[p.taker]

asking for a friend, what amount of time should pass before one should become concerned about an erection not going away?

 

[Bluemoon115]

Someone did say that his arrival is eminent

It's a tough challenge to post the worse joke of the thread when @jimharri has been posting for days, but you've done it :)

 

[Eric Hitchmough]

asking for a friend, what amount of time should pass before one should become concerned about an erection not going away?

When you’re being chased by someone wearing a BBC lanyard.

 

[Mancini’s Pastilles]

Medical tomorrow, announced Friday, in squad Saturday?

We can make love by Wednesday

 

[Crooked_rain]