I'm 18 today.

gaudinho's stolen car said:
This is the best place for a lunchtime pint.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.long-legs.co.uk/home1.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.long-legs.co.uk/home1.html</a>

What happens if you fancy a midget?
 
BimboBob said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
This is the best place for a lunchtime pint.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.long-legs.co.uk/home1.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.long-legs.co.uk/home1.html</a>

What happens if you fancy a midget?

I shagged a midget in Prague and my dick went up to her midriff. I walked around with my hands on my hips for a week.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
This is the best place for a lunchtime pint.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.long-legs.co.uk/home1.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.long-legs.co.uk/home1.html</a>

Seriously considering ditching the wife and kids and moving to manchester now lol
 
BimboBob said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
BimboBob said:
Saying "oh yeah" in your head over and over again. Bet it looked huge in her hands as well.

She tried to charge me £3 to go for a piss, but I pushed her over.

That's like hitting a kid you monster.

I made sure the bouncers weren't looking. She had a gob on her, believe me.
 

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