i'm dreading the coming season!

[LCBblue]

i think we may get relegated, i was until recently getting rather excited about it but after reading and hearing some of the "experts" and other fans view's i'm beggining to think i'm deluded. Apparently we've signed some right sh1te, listening to other fans, Carlos Tevez is sh1te and nothing more than a impact player best used as a sub. Adebayor is sh1te, has the touch of an elephant and would cause an arguement in a empty house. Santa Cruz is sh1te as he's a one season wonder who's injury prone. Barry is sh1te as he's not England quality and only looked half decent in a sh1te team If we sign Terry he's sh1te with no pace and a dodgy back. Also to rub salt into the wound's in The Times today it says that IF our new striker's score goals at the rate they did last year each goal will be extremely expensive as-
Tevez scored 5 last season and he's been signed for £25.5m thats £5.1m per goal
Santa Cruz scored 4 last season and he's been signed for £17.5m thats £4.4m per goal
Adebayor scored 10 last season and he's being signed for £25m thats £2.5m per goal
SO LADIES AND GENTS I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU BUT WE ARE ALL DOOMED BECAUSE THE "EXPERTS SAY SO!

Can't wait for us to shove it back of slysports,talkshite and other media arses come next may.

Completely, utterly, totally, 100% this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[ScottyB]

i kno this has got nout 2 do with wot u just sd, but duz ne1 kno if kinkladze is playin in the masters? ive just got bk from cyprus so havnt had chance to check this 2 see if he is or not, and i cant start my own topic so askin on ere. cheerz in advance.

take da piss owt of the dyslexic, nice 1.