I'm not into bestiality but...

[Chev Chelios]

... when I got out of the shower this evening, my dog licked my legs and it turned me on a little. Also last week at a petting zoo the texture of goats mouths feeding from the palm of my hand was quite erotic too. Is this normal?

^^^^^^ Is this Kieth Lard^^^^^^

 

[-dabz-]

... when I got out of the shower this evening, my dog licked my legs and it turned me on a little. Also last week at a petting zoo the texture of goats mouths feeding from the palm of my hand was quite erotic too. Is this normal?

If its a small dog such as a toy poodle ect, dont forget to wrap sellotape round it to stop it splitting ;O)

 

[tueartsboots]

At least cats haven't been mentioned, Bozo would be most offended !

 

[stony]

Once worked with a bloke who put tuna oil on his knob and let the cat lick it off. It was at a party and for a bet. He was quite proud of it.

 

[Swales lives]

This story is a classic, I remember reading about this at the time:

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article145635.ece" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 145635.ece</a>

Also I'm sure some bloke got nicked for wanking off a Dolphin a few years ago too.

 

[Lucky Toma]

If the goat was a kid does that make him a paedo too?

 

[DannyBoy2890]

Keith? Is that you?

 

[pɹɐʇsɐq ǝnlq]

A cat on your lap trying to soften its sleeping area can be marvellous.

 

[stony]

A cat on your lap trying to soften its sleeping area can be marvellous.

Only if you get off on needle sharp claws piercing your nut sack.

 

[pɹɐʇsɐq ǝnlq]

A cat on your lap trying to soften its sleeping area can be marvellous.

Only if you get off on needle sharp claws piercing your nut sack.

Part of the fun :)