I'm off to Cornwall for a week.

Lucas North said:
mcfcliam said:
You have a weird writing style, you ill educated, juvenile, tosser.

Thats right my little shelf-stacker friend .

Thats why l have a First from ICL whilst you are order picking to fund your addiction to pornography because you are too chubby to get a bird .

It's probably better than using a blow up doll like you do to get your satisfaction.

What do you do with your wage?

Spunk it on the the latest edition of guns & ammo or do you spend it on BB pellets for when you play guns with the lads?
 
sweynforkbeard said:
MCFC BOB said:
I know, but I'm 'OCD' about these things.

Oxford College of Dentistry? Didn't they go out in the first round to the Shepton Mallet Institute of Hair Technology after a particularly bad set of answers on Operatic Castrati?

sweyny , you need a shag , mate .

Get yourself on match.com ,its milftastic an acquantance of mine reckons .
 
mcfcliam said:
Lucas North said:
Thats right my little shelf-stacker friend .

Thats why l have a First from ICL whilst you are order picking to fund your addiction to pornography because you are too chubby to get a bird .

It's probably better than using a blow up doll like you do to get your satisfaction.

What do you do with your wage?

Spunk it on the the latest edition of guns & ammo or do you spend it on BB pellets for when you play guns with the lads?

You desperately need some new material , you have used that one before and it wasn't funny then .

No wonder you can't pull .
 
Lucas North said:
mcfcliam said:
It's probably better than using a blow up doll like you do to get your satisfaction.

What do you do with your wage?

Spunk it on the the latest edition of guns & ammo or do you spend it on BB pellets for when you play guns with the lads?

You desperately need some new material , you have used that one before and it wasn't funny then .

No wonder you can't pull .

Oh the irony.

Isn't that the 56th time you've called me chubby?
 

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