In a life or death combat scenario...

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Who do they support?

If they are rags then I would do them both, if they support anyone else then I would leave them alone, live and let live and all that.

 

[mad4city]

What would you rather fight a gorilla or a lion? What tactics would you employ?

Neither, the unicorn would break it up.



Unless it's of a Wednesday between 11am and 3pm and the unicorn was off collecting his dole. Then I'd just run because that leprechaun who covers for the Wednesday afternoons is an waful f**ker for stirring the shit. You'd be fighting the two of them if it was a Wednesday afternoon; mark my words.

 

[daveduke67]

Just take a fat mate.

That way you can outrun chubbs and they'll get caught first and eaten/torn apart.

 

[Miester]

In a life or death situation always go for the eyes, no matter how fearsome the foe, they can't do anything if they can't see what's happening.

^^^^ This^^^^

 

[another generation]

In a life or death situation always go for the eyes, no matter how fearsome the foe, they can't do anything if they can't see what's happening.

What if the gorilla and lion are already blind, and have therefore developed ways of overcoming their lack of sight? This is getting too complicated. Can the animals be subject to interview first, before having to choose one to fight?

 

[BlueTG]

Lion.

Many people from many nations have kicked the shit out of 3 lions ;)

But I'd expect a gorilla to rip the shit out of me, unless I dressed up like a woman and it just wanted to hold me in it's tightly clenched fist at the summit of a very tall building.

 

[kaz7]

In a life or death situation always go for the eyes, no matter how fearsome the foe, they can't do anything if they can't see what's happening.

What if the gorilla and lion are already blind, and have therefore developed ways of overcoming their lack of sight? This is getting too complicated. Can the animals be subject to interview first, before having to choose one to fight?

might i offer a suggestion..kick them both in the balls and run like hell!