In my youth, I played at trains...

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I spend too much time on trains to actually enjoy them.

I can see the appeal but for me it's just that place where I sit until my arse goes numb whilst listening to my ipod and checking out the fit catering trolley girl.

The fit trolley girl happened once, the numb arse and ipod are consistent.

If only I could drive...

Fed up of driving. Gimme a train anyday, well, one after 9.30.