In the doghouse and aint a clue why

[johnny on the spot]

My wife last night called my mother to remind her what a twat she'd thunked into the world. Four hours later the same wife was begging me for intimacy. Women.

Its when she doesnt want it anymore when you worry :P

Of course. I might not be a good husband but darling I am dynamite dans le lit.

 

[2sheikhs]

Was nothing really

Just silly boys spitting there dummies out :)

Yup

I read one or two posters saying things like "there must be something in the air" or "mines at it too".
I wonder if it had something to do with it being a bank holiday weekend?
Either the ladies wanted taking out somewhere or to do something different or it could have been spending 3 days with the same person started to grate a little.
It's taken me 2 days to realise that could be the problem.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

My missus ruined a perfectly good weekend away because I wouldn't dance to that "Cotton eye Joe" song when we was on a supposed quiet night out. She stormed out of the bar and walked back to the hotel and went ballistic accusing me of abandoning her (I was walking behind her to make sure she was alright by the way...Cotton Eye Joe FFS!) Never try to work out women, they can make you feel ten foot tall one minute and then the next, a worthless piece of shit. I suppose that's the attraction it seems daft to say.

 

[andyhinch]

Bugger me if your reactionships boil down to a dance washing up what's on tv, have the balls to say thanks and walkway IT''S NOT WORKING

 

[MCFC BOB]

Y'see this is why I fucking hate working nights. I missed all that last night.

Was nothing really

Just silly boys spitting there dummies out :)

To be fair, it was only Seosa that started mouthing off. Maybe he wants to be a woman and he's pracitising...