In the pub waiting for city game today

the pub, i was in, in doncaster, there was a few newcastle fans coming from peterbrough and they tried to take the piss, saying that they was going to take the prem by storm, just had to laugh at them and said hows your chairman ashley going to spend money they havent got, they went home
 
I had a right laugh at them last night. All the plastics storming round the pub in their replica tops claiming they were 'fuckin cheated' or moaning about offside etc etc.
I even put 'This is the one' on the jukebox to try and cheer 'em up but the subtlety was lost on them.
Then they started trying to take the piss out of City until the pub erupted into 'Who the fuck are man yoonited' when our third went in.

Comedy fuckin gold
 
Hooray, Big Mal's Cigar is back!!! Are you sure it wasn't your arch nemesis Mark Bowen giving you stick in the pub fella? On a more serious note, remember that Rag scum are charged with the murder of a blue at a pub in Blackpool after the Swamp semi
 
Big Mals Cigar said:
And the united game was on with about 20 miniutes left and it was full of
rags.And i was the only blue in there and when drogba smacked the second one in i shouted out dead loud GET IN THE DROGBA FUCKING GET IN.
Anyway all the rags in there worked out i was a blue and all started giving
me shit and proper going on about how we have not won anything for years.
But then they started getting personal and saying remarks about my coat i had
on and proper getting nasty.I just said to them that it easy for a gang of you to start on one person.

A mean it spoilt my weekend to be honest i just wish i had not said anything
when drogba scored but i just could not help myself.

Never let them get to you. When they give me shit i just smile because no matter how crap City have been in the past I will always be head and shoulders above them in terms of being a fan
 
After watching the utter shite that their team had just delivered at Old Crapford on the big screen , no wonder they were still hanging around to watch the stunning blues ........

it must have been a world of difference for them !

Especially as thier crappy lot had previously LOST at Burnley ...... and we'd TWICE wiped the floor with Chelsea!
 
You can feal it from them there time is coming to an end. They know it, we know it, the media know it but it's just not said out loud yet. They are very unhappy and like a rollercoaster gets slow at the top before the plummet down, it's coming and there's no getting off this ride for them.
 
Good to have you back BMC.

I don't remember Dirty Den ever wearing a leather jacket.
Are you getting mixed up with "The Fonz?"
 
I watched it in the Hogs Head just off Deansgate. It were a right dirty rag fest. Got shutdown halfway throught the first half. Think it's because it was on an illegal channel. Police turned up. Can definitely see how some piss heads kick off with them. Really confrontational and aggressive. Set of fannies. Basically all i saw was the Vieira goal. Missed the performance of the season.

Actually bumped into Ricky Hatton after the Haye fight. He was just getting out of a Taxi on Deansgate. Didn't look as fat as i thought he would. Saw a guy laying on the floor near Shambles at about 3.15am aswell. Nobody anywhere near him. He were either having a kip or he were dead. Then saw a scally take a cheap shot at somebody when they'd been punched to the floor. Ran up to him and kicked him in the face before running off. Never been on a night out in Manchester before, don't think i'll be going again either.
 
Big Mals Cigar said:
And the united game was on with about 20 miniutes left and it was full of
rags.And i was the only blue in there and when drogba smacked the second one in i shouted out dead loud GET IN THE DROGBA FUCKING GET IN.
Anyway all the rags in there worked out i was a blue
and all started giving
me shit and proper going on about how we have not won anything for years.
But then they started getting personal and saying remarks about my coat i had
on and proper getting nasty.I just said to them that it easy for a gang of you to start on one person.

A mean it spoilt my weekend to be honest i just wish i had not said anything
when drogba scored but i just could not help myself.

I wouldn't have thought it would have taken much working out, but we are talking about rags here!

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Nice jacket BTW. Not for me like, but very nice all the same...
 

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