Inbred villagers to burn Mario effigy

[LongsightM13]

Why a red hat?

Should have been a "chicken fingered" one!

Great publicity for the Blues in Kent though! More plastics coming our way, I think!

Come on Super Mario. CL debut tonight. No fuck-ups please!

Isn't it 'Super Mario's' hat from the video game?

 

[stimo]

he'll bag 3 tonight now, take that yer tramps

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Hopefully he'll be on fire tonight as well.............

 

[waspish]

Well it is Kent rags infested it is

 

[daveduke67]

Impressive to be fair

We'll buy your Mario,
And burn it down,
We'll buy your Mario,
And ...................... err wait a minute.

No point buying it is there?

 

[baldmosher]

Has anyone tipped off Cavendish Press?

 

[Keith Moon]

He's the biggest rockstar we got!

 

[mammyjam]

that is amazing i want one? if it wasn't for charity i'd suggest driving down under cover of darkness bringing it back and sticking it where B of the bang used to be

reckon we could commission a second one?

 

[stony]

Has anyone tipped off Cavendish Press?

They've paid for it.

 

[york away to this!]

I'm sure the proportion of his feet is just all wrong, also his head and the thickness of his neck. This is just another photoshop prank if you ask my opinion......