Indecent proposal question?

[bluemooners09]

I don’t have sex with my bird.

She’s black and non-binary.

I don’t know whether she’s Arthur, Martha or Conguitos.

Kind of puts me off.

That's your dog.

 

[Stoned Rose]

That's your dog.

My dog identifies as a cat.

He’s called Suarez.

 

[bluemooners09]

My dog identifies as a cat.

He’s called Suarez.

They are called Suarez

 

[bangkokblueballs]

No To 10k, 100k, 1m.

I love my wife. If she decided to cheat on me As is possible with any relationship. Then I couldn’t do anything about it. But I wouldn’t/couldn’t sanction it and accept it for money.

I like money as much as anybody but I wouldn’t sell my family away for anything.

Here’s a similar conundrum. Would you stop supporting City and defect to the dippers and go full dipper for £1m??

 

[Stoned Rose]

They are called Suarez

He doesn’t like me using the word ‘they’. It offends him.

 

[worsleyweb]

No To 10k, 100k, 1m.

I love my wife. If she decided to cheat on me As is possible with any relationship. Then I couldn’t do anything about it. But I wouldn’t/couldn’t sanction it and accept it for money.

I like money as much as anybody but I wouldn’t sell my family away for anything.

Here’s a similar conundrum. Would you stop supporting City and defect to the dippers and go full dipper for £1m??

I would rather virgl.van Dyke scuttle my Mrs every day for.a year than support them.

 

[bluemooners09]

No To 10k, 100k, 1m.

I love my wife. If she decided to cheat on me As is possible with any relationship. Then I couldn’t do anything about it. But I wouldn’t/couldn’t sanction it and accept it for money.

I like money as much as anybody but I wouldn’t sell my family away for anything.

Here’s a similar conundrum. Would you stop supporting City and defect to the dippers and go full dipper for £1m??

That would be like selling your soul to the devil.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Have you tried shoving minstrels up their arse?

I’ve tried it with peanuts. The next day they came out a Treet...

 

[Barcon]

I would let Sergio the tile guy sleep with my wife if he tiles my bathroom for free.

 

[Barcon]

Yes

I’d fuck the bloke afterwards too, for £100k.

He might let you do it for nowt.