Injury Updates

[ctwrd]

Bloody stupid time to have a pointless international break especially after the break for the WC.

Agree although if true that he is effectively being saved for us then isn’t it good timing giving him a rest

 

[JTFactsPlz]

Did Rashford have to report to the England camp or did he phone in with his excuse?

He certainly never reported in to be examined and sent home, like Haaland did.

 

[Chi-town blues]

I also have a groin.

Can your groin play left back ?

 

[daveoswald]

He certainly never reported in to be examined and sent home, like Haaland did.

His mum rang in, he's busy feeding the 5 thousand.

 

[Bluechipblue]

His mum rang in, he's busy feeding the 5 thousand.

 

[Cricket Blue]

Waiting for the usual Stones injury from Southgate

 

[TinFoilHat]

Erling told the Norwegian coach he owes the Scouse bastards one. Could he leave early to practice smashing football's into cardboard cut outs of the cunts?

Being a rags fan the coach agreed.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

LOL

As long as he’s, err, “recovered” from this obviously serious injury in time for him to smash 10 past the scouse scum all’s good.

Such a shame he’s not off to Norway to play games against oil rig workers on pitches made on abandoned mines.

Gutted he’s having to spend the next week at the City training ground to regain his fitness.

 

[SSBlue]

Couldn’t see it saying he’s come back to city so maybe travelled to have a 3/4 days rest at home and back to City on Monday to start training again.

Haaland had enough training on his own while all his mates were kicking footballs in Qatar.

Really feel for him missing out on the internationals. He's on a roll (even by his standards).

I'm a little concerned about the number of games that Haaland has been substituted "early". For a 22 year old he seems to be treated with kid gloves.

 

[TonyM]

Can your groin play left back ?

To play left back you gotta get up and down fast. My groin's shit at that.