Innocent people that offend you

connor_devine94 said:
People who leave crumbs in the butter after making toast.
People who when you are walking in a shopping centre e.g. Trafford Centre or Town, just stop right infront of you. They don't even appear to do anything, they just stop walking. Fortunately I'm a hard/nasty bastard and bulldoze through these plonkers.
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Good shout my friend..

Also folk who leave bits of butter in the jam because they have used the same knife......Filthy bastards..
 
shootmeifipost10k said:
The 2 lane hill going out of Hollingworth heading into manchester.
I do not like the absolute aresholes who drive up the empty outside lane and expect me to let them in after I've sat in the traffic burning away half my clutch while moving 10 feet at a time. There is a reason everyone is bumper to bumper the risk of someone rolling back doesn't enter our heads, it is because we all know there will be one arsehole who will fly up the outside and expect to be let in at the top of the hill. That one finger that you can see is for you and is my sign that says I'm not letting you in ever no matter how many feeble attempts to sneak in you complete and utter knob.
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Ahhhh Mottram Moor. Good times. Little story for you here, sit back and enjoy.

My Old Man was on his way to work one morning, traffic was particularly hellish this day and he'd spent quite a long time in his van inching his way forward on this godforsaken road. About halfway up, a young woman (Let's call her 'woman') forces her way in front of the old fella forcing him to slam his brakes on and let her in.
He's sat there seething. Follows closely behind until he sees the bus-stop further up the road. He drives into the bus-stop, right next to woman and heads straight for her. The sides touch and he fucks her off out of the queue to the other side if the road.
People were driving past him on the motorway beeping their horns and cheering. There was even talk of a medal... but his response was typical of the man. "No"
 
Flo rida/Pitbull and the twats who buy their music so they remain millionaires whilst the rest of us have to listen to their shitty "rapping" that doesnt even make sense.


Also people who ask "did you go to the game?" no I decided to sack off the last game of the season and watch the fucking snooker on bbc instead
 
shootmeifipost10k said:
The 2 lane hill going out of Hollingworth heading into manchester.
I do not like the absolute aresholes who drive up the empty outside lane and expect me to let them in after I've sat in the traffic burning away half my clutch while moving 10 feet at a time. There is a reason everyone is bumper to bumper the risk of someone rolling back doesn't enter our heads, it is because we all know there will be one arsehole who will fly up the outside and expect to be let in at the top of the hill. That one finger that you can see is for you and is my sign that says I'm not letting you in ever no matter how many feeble attempts to sneak in you complete and utter knob.
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I stopped using that road for this very reason when I was a lorry driver. I couldn't accelerate quick enough so the twats could sneak in easily. To make up for it, whenever there was a contraflow on the motorway, I'd hold up the impatient pricks until I reached the cones and someone would always let me in because I'd done what they'd like to have done.
 
kennycar said:
People who applaud when your plane lands safely.
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definitely this.
one time our plane landed and there where whoops.
i mean i expected to arrive in spain NOT in a ball of flames, so cheering wasn't really necessary.
im going on holiday not watching fucking WWE
 
ell said:
Flo rida/Pitbull and the twats who buy their music so they remain millionaires whilst the rest of us have to listen to their shitty "rapping" that doesnt even make sense.


Also people who ask "did you go to the game?" no I decided to sack off the last game of the season and watch the fucking snooker on bbc instead
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I was thought that kodak ryhmes with kodak. Not something you learn everyday.
 
LongLang said:
kennycar said:
People who applaud when your plane lands safely.
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definitely this.
one time our plane landed and there where whoops.
i mean i expected to arrive in spain NOT in a ball of flames, so cheering wasn't really necessary.
im going on holiday not watching fucking WWE
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Would these people boo during a crash?
 
Laurent Charvet said:
LongLang said:
kennycar said:
People who applaud when your plane lands safely.
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definitely this.
one time our plane landed and there where whoops.
i mean i expected to arrive in spain NOT in a ball of flames, so cheering wasn't really necessary.
im going on holiday not watching fucking WWE
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Would these people boo during a crash?
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i think one of them had a sign they had made at home and a foam hand
 
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