Innocent people that offend you

[TheMightyQuinn]

People who eat very loudly and people who slurp food. No matter how many times they're told, they never learn.

I'm starting to think closing your mouth when eating is a trait you're born with and can't be developed.

Yes! Agree 100%

 

[didactic]

Flo rida/Pitbull and the twats who buy their music so they remain millionaires whilst the rest of us have to listen to their shitty "rapping" that doesnt even make sense.


Also people who ask "did you go to the game?" no I decided to sack off the last game of the season and watch the fucking snooker on bbc instead

People who insult a whole genre of music simply because it is not to their liking or because they do not understand it so it must be "shit".

People who talk while sitting on gym equipment and dont use it.

People who take all the weights in the gym off the rack and just have them around them. Do you really need the 10s to the 40s in dumbells you can only use one at a time you ****?

People who use weights and just leave them on the floor.

Rude staff members in stores or bars.

Women who bring their babies into work. Ok I get it you are proud of your little baby but this is a place of business. I dont want to hear him scream and cry or smell his shit while you and the other women surround stop doing what you are paid for to Ohhh and Ahhh.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

People who check in on facebook

If its so fucking great why are you on facebook

 

[Anonymous]

People who amble across the road whilst no more than 20 yards away is a perfectly good pelican crossing. You get run down, tough shit you lazy bastards.

People who say 'like' inappropriately - "I was like totally into this film, and like I couldn't turn it off and like it was brilliant and like she phoned me half way through and like...." Just fuck off.

People who cut in front of you in traffic and then wave 'thanks' for letting them in. It's not as if I had any choice really is it the speed you were going? Wankers.

Oh yeah, further to the sandwich on the train saga, the horrible woman who saw fit to eat TWO large bags of pickled onion Monster Munch on the train, stinking the place out in the process. You horrible, inconsiderate, smelly, spotty, fat fucking hippo.

Why the fuck do people think it is acceptable to eat pungent comestibles in a railway carriage. A couple of weeks ago some twat was eating garlic mayo type humous with fish that stunk rotten. ON A FUCKING TRAIN PEOPLE!!!!!

 

[SWP's back]

Men who have their feet on show in public.

No one wants to see your feet so put some socks on and then put some shoes on.

Flip flops and sandals are for women and even then they should only be for women with feet that aren't offensive to look at.

I love my Bergenstocks (sp?) you hippy.

I may be a hippy but I draw the line at showing my feet in public! Not that my feet are any worse than any other guys feet, I just don't think anyone needs to see them!

I can imagine you in a pair of shorts and sandals, topless, pruning a tree or something, like a big ponce :)

Play your cards right and you won't have to imagine it. I love a bit of topiary.<br /><br />-- Tue May 22, 2012 12:49 pm --<br /><br />

Men who have their feet on show in public.

No one wants to see your feet so put some socks on and then put some shoes on.

Flip flops and sandals are for women and even then they should only be for women with feet that aren't offensive to look at.

What bout flip flops on holiday?

I'm going to Kavos in 4 weeks and i've already commited an offensive faux paus by owning red chino's and jeans with shit catchers. Oh and a man bag.

Chav, soon to be 'chav with VD'


Lucky bugger

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I love my Bergenstocks (sp?) you hippy.

I may be a hippy but I draw the line at showing my feet in public! Not that my feet are any worse than any other guys feet, I just don't think anyone needs to see them!

I can imagine you in a pair of shorts and sandals, topless, pruning a tree or something, like a big ponce :)

Play your cards right and you won't have to imagine it. I love a bit of topiary.

You can trim my bush anytime, big boy.

 

[didactic]

People who check in on facebook

If its so fucking great why are you on facebook

People who tag me and add me to stupid groups and people who @myname when making comments to other people. So I log into facebook and have 100000 notifications.

People who add my friends I have had to make my friend list private because of this shit. Dont add then message some girl I know and lie using my name tagging me in the fucking process to try and get laid.

Guys who talk to girls on your behalf. This one really jarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs me. I remember one girl I had been hanging out with and she called when I was with my friends demanding to know who I was with and what I was doing? (Another thing that annoys me.) We were not even a couple just having fun so I told her I didnt appreciate it and not to call me again. Fast forward a week and im invited to a house party by another friend I get there and who is there? This same girl and this "friend" and his girlfriend had decided to intervene as "I was making a huge mistake". Another two of my mates popped up and said they had been talking to her all night and she was a beautiful and wonderful person and didnt deserve the way I treated her. (Basically putting me in a fucking corner where im having to explain my actions to people based around my personal decisions). Needless to say I was fucking fuming and I have noticed this behaviour again and again where certain people try and step into your business without being asked to.

 

[SWP's back]

Anyone noticing a trend here?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

People who check in on facebook

If its so fucking great why are you on facebook

People who tag me and add me to stupid groups and people who @myname when making comments to other people. So I log into facebook and have 100000 notifications.

People who add my friends I have had to make my friend list private because of this shit. Dont add then message some girl I know and lie using my name tagging me in the fucking process to try and get laid.

Guys who talk to girls on your behalf. This one really jarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs me. I remember one girl I had been hanging out with and she called when I was with my friends demanding to know who I was with and what I was doing? (Another thing that annoys me.) We were not even a couple just having fun so I told her I didnt appreciate it and not to call me again. Fast forward a week and im invited to a house party by another friend I get there and who is there? This same girl and this "friend" and his girlfriend had decided to intervene as "I was making a huge mistake". Another two of my mates popped up and said they had been talking to her all night and she was a beautiful and wonderful person and didnt deserve the way I treated her. (Basically putting me in a fucking corner where im having to explain my actions to people based around my personal decisions). Needless to say I was fucking fuming and I have noticed this behaviour again and again where certain people try and step into your business without being asked to.

Add me!

 

[stony]

Anyone noticing a trend here?

That's twitter mate, not facebook.