insult the person who last posted....

mat said:
sweynforkbeard said:
You confusion shrouded, haddock waving consumer of unripe persimmons. I have divined more sense by extruding watery faecal matter from my anus following a beer and curry rampage and extracting meaning from the patterns in the reeking smeary toilet bowl than from your deluded and ungrammatical strivings toward witlessness.

BT's Cumbucket.

I can assure you that I would never have anything to do with the ejaculate of telephony companies, you armadillo botherer.
 
Rushton121 said:
sweynforkbeard said:
You wait until they go on sale in the 'reduced' aisle at Morrisons before buying yours.

you get yours from Lidl's bins mate

You wait until they're so old that they're condemned as pig swill, follow the lorry that takes them to the farm, watch the pigs eat so many of them that they are sick, scoop up the regurgitated 'butty boy' butty sandwiches, take them home and feast on them until you fall asleep watching Britains Got Talent,
 
sweynforkbeard said:
Rushton121 said:
you get yours from Lidl's bins mate

You wait until they're so old that they're condemned as pig swill, follow the lorry that takes them to the farm, watch the pigs eat so many of them that they are sick, scoop up the regurgitated 'butty boy' butty sandwiches, take them home and feast on them until you fall asleep watching Britains Got Talent,
YEAAAAAAAH and some "butty boy" butty sandwiches
 

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