tueartsboots
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Warpig, she was still laughing at your "effort" when I got round to rogering her. Fuck me, the queue seems to get longer each night !
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Kippax.
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Warpig tell your dadda, im really not interested!
charliebigspuds
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very imaginative, your mummy must be very proud!
happymoondays
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I bet your mums not proud of you being shit stabber.
warpig
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Robbo. said:Warpig tell your dadda, im really not interested!
man..............
the AIDS makes you really ratty dont it. You should save your breath...you'll be nedding it to blow up your date later you shit stabbing, abortion bin climbing fu*k up
warpig
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oh, and that tenner i left was a fake. beatchhhh!
BimboBob
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warpig said:oh, and that tenner i left was a fake. beatchhhh!
Picture the scene.
A traveller comes across a beautiful valley full of trees,meadows and oh look,a babbling brook.In the middle of the meadow is a small village made up of a few rows of thatched cottages.This scene was made for a postcard.As he enters the village he notices everyone in the village is beautiful.The women all have sumptuous breasts,long legs and fantastic arses.The men all appear to have full heads of hair,strong jaws and are toned.Everyone appears to be smiling.The traveller is welcomed by an old man who he asks"everyone is beautiful here,how?".
The old mans smile changes into a frown before leading the traveller into one of the thatched houses.The old man opens a door and disappears down some stone steps.After a while the steps level out in some sort of dungeon.Sensing that the traveller is starting to get a bit scared the old man tells him not to worry but he has to show him something.They walk past row after row of empty cells and as they get to the last one the traveller gags on the horrible smell from within.Suddenly a wild and rabid figure attacks the bars emitting a shrill scream."Don't be afraid" says the old man."What is it" gasped the traveller.
"That",says the old man pointing his finger at the abomination,"is warpig".
Biggsy1
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BimboBob said:warpig said:oh, and that tenner i left was a fake. beatchhhh!
Picture the scene.
A traveller comes across a beautiful valley full of trees,meadows and oh look,a babbling brook.In the middle of the meadow is a small village made up of a few rows of thatched cottages.This scene was made for a postcard.As he enters the village he notices everyone in the village is beautiful.The women all have sumptuous breasts,long legs and fantastic arses.The men all appear to have full heads of hair,strong jaws and are toned.Everyone appears to be smiling.The traveller is welcomed by an old man who he asks"everyone is beautiful here,how?".
The old mans smile changes into a frown before leading the traveller into one of the thatched houses.The old man opens a door and disappears down some stone steps.After a while the steps level out in some sort of dungeon.Sensing that the traveller is starting to get a bit scared the old man tells him not to worry but he has to show him something.They walk past row after row of empty cells and as they get to the last one the traveller gags on the horrible smell from within.Suddenly a wild and rabid figure attacks the bars emitting a shrill scream."Don't be afraid" says the old man."What is it" gasped the traveller.
"That",says the old man pointing his finger at the abomination,"is warpig".
What happens next Bimbo, come on I'm hooked why are they fit, where is this place.
Oh yeah and your a knob!
BimboBob
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Biggsy1 said:What happens next Bimbo, come on I'm hooked why are they fit, where is this place.
Oh yeah and your a knob!
The traveller is led back up the stairs the whole incident clearly haunting him.The old man takes him to the local inn and gets him a beer.After a few gulps the traveller turns to the old man and asks"what happened to that abomination of a human?".
The old man takes a sip of his own beer and begins to explain."for many years we have all lived in this small community,keeping ourselves to ourselves.One day a stranger appeared and proceded to chat all the single women up,make obscene gestures at them and when drunk try to pick fights with all the men.Obviously this was upseting our small community so we decided to take action".
"What did you do?" asked the traveller.
"Well",said the old man,"in the middle of the night four of us crept into his room and overpowered him and led him off to the dungeon you saw earlier.We then imprisoned him."
"How long has that thing been there" asked the traveller.
"Ten years" said the old man."But" he continued "what you just saw,that foul and repulsive creature that stunk like the devils own arse,wasn't the original man.That creature is the result of a mating between the original man and one of our lovely fair maidens.The original man was a creature so foul,so obnoxious that when we found out that he had sired another we took action and did the only thing possible"
"Which was?" asked the traveller.
"We had him bummed by a horse and then burnt" said the old man.
"Jesus" exclaimed the traveller"did you get a name?"
"Oh yes said the old man,"we found his wallet.He went by the name of Biggsy1"