BobbyLazarus
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There was general relief all round earlier today when a black hole developing on the internet that threatened to devour huge chunks of the universe was safely plugged.
Ed Moderatus, a NASA spokesman said:
"We've been monitoring a situation around Manchester City Soccer Club. An intense news vacuum has been growing over the last few weeks creating a serious threat to world stability. Around 4pm on Monday, the vacuum breached its cyber containment walls and started to suck the life out of the universe. Fortunatley, as every schoolchild knows, cyberspace exists as a thin crust of information on top of a huge swirling ocean of bile and sh*t. Although the vacuum had been sucking in some of this crap since it first developed, last night there was a major breach in the crust, and man, everything got covered. We're still scraping the stuff off monitors. On the plus side, the volume of crap plugged the gap so we're safe again for a while."
B Lazurus, a City supporter in England said:
"Thank God. The vacuum has been sucking me in for weeks but the huge river of sh*t allowed me to escape. Maybe now I can save my job. Does that NASA bloke know if Tevez has signed yet?"
Ed Moderatus, a NASA spokesman said:
"We've been monitoring a situation around Manchester City Soccer Club. An intense news vacuum has been growing over the last few weeks creating a serious threat to world stability. Around 4pm on Monday, the vacuum breached its cyber containment walls and started to suck the life out of the universe. Fortunatley, as every schoolchild knows, cyberspace exists as a thin crust of information on top of a huge swirling ocean of bile and sh*t. Although the vacuum had been sucking in some of this crap since it first developed, last night there was a major breach in the crust, and man, everything got covered. We're still scraping the stuff off monitors. On the plus side, the volume of crap plugged the gap so we're safe again for a while."
B Lazurus, a City supporter in England said:
"Thank God. The vacuum has been sucking me in for weeks but the huge river of sh*t allowed me to escape. Maybe now I can save my job. Does that NASA bloke know if Tevez has signed yet?"