IQ

Chancy Termites said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Chancy Termites said:
I passed the Mensa test 20 years ago and went to one meet-up. That was enough for me though. It was just unemployed / underemployed people moaning about how they felt the world owed them a living.

Fucking hell - well done you.
Even I didn't think that this thread had the wherewithal for an attack upon the unemployed, but you have managed it.
Incredible work.
I am truly in awe.

You know, nijinsky's fetlocks, your posts often seem more like reflex twitches originating from somewhere inside your spinal cord than anything "brain-based". Suffice to say that there was a point, but you missed it. By a mile.

Ah yes - I see your 'point' now, or rather Aphex did on page six.
He presciently suggested that some sorry intellectual inadequate would be along soon to boast about passing a MENSA test.
That it was you comes as no great surprise.
But well done you - we're all very pleased that you have actually managed to pass something other than wind.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Chancy Termites said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Fucking hell - well done you.
Even I didn't think that this thread had the wherewithal for an attack upon the unemployed, but you have managed it.
Incredible work.
I am truly in awe.

You know, nijinsky's fetlocks, your posts often seem more like reflex twitches originating from somewhere inside your spinal cord than anything "brain-based". Suffice to say that there was a point, but you missed it. By a mile.

Ah yes - I see your 'point' now, or rather Aphex did on page six.
He presciently suggested that some sorry intellectual inadequate would be along soon to boast about passing a MENSA test.
That it was you comes as no great surprise.
But well done you - we're all very pleased that you have actually managed to pass something other than wind.
Mamsia thought I was cheating I is so god:)
 
andyhinch said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Chancy Termites said:
You know, nijinsky's fetlocks, your posts often seem more like reflex twitches originating from somewhere inside your spinal cord than anything "brain-based". Suffice to say that there was a point, but you missed it. By a mile.

Ah yes - I see your 'point' now, or rather Aphex did on page six.
He presciently suggested that some sorry intellectual inadequate would be along soon to boast about passing a MENSA test.
That it was you comes as no great surprise.
But well done you - we're all very pleased that you have actually managed to pass something other than wind.
Mamsia thought I was cheating I is so god:)
I tried spelling cheating wrong, but it just came back as Cheerios, time for breakfast, mushrooms, oven dried tomatoes, Brie, topped with fresh bread crumbs me thinks.
 
Have only done it from the telly a couple of times when they had those nurses vs plumbers vs blondes etc stupid studio setups. Came out at around 140 (age adjusted) if I remember correctly - which of course I do! I had been drinking though, so don't know what a sober score would be.
 
Caused me not end of grief this. I took it and got 140-something, missus did it and got 110, which she is livid about as she has more degrees than me.

I now have to wash my own shirts because she tells me her IQ is too low to operate a washing machine, iron them myself as she may try to lick to iron, and make my own teas as that is far beyond her.

She's now banging on about taking an independent test somewhere in town. Bless.
 
bluetonium said:
Caused me not end of grief this. I took it and got 140-something, missus did it and got 110, which she is livid about as she has more degrees than me.

I now have to wash my own shirts because she tells me her IQ is too low to operate a washing machine, iron them myself as she may try to lick to iron, and make my own teas as that is far beyond her.

She's now banging on about taking an independent test somewhere in town. Bless.

You're 30 points cleverer than her. Think of a cunning plan.

I scored 57 so I'm just glad I can tie my own shoelaces.
 
mcmanus said:
bluetonium said:
Caused me not end of grief this. I took it and got 140-something, missus did it and got 110, which she is livid about as she has more degrees than me.

I now have to wash my own shirts because she tells me her IQ is too low to operate a washing machine, iron them myself as she may try to lick to iron, and make my own teas as that is far beyond her.

She's now banging on about taking an independent test somewhere in town. Bless.

You're 30 points cleverer than her. Think of a cunning plan.

I scored 57 so I'm just glad I can tie my own shoelaces.

You missed a decimal point between the 5 and 7 mate.
 

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