Irani talking out of his **** again

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
The Flash said:
bluevengence said:
For anyone who dos`nt know the freeloading **** has just announced
he is off on to Nice on a yacht for the weekend....OH...did i mention it
is with Chris Evans

Anyone hear him ask the pisshead what`s the most expensive car he
had been in...you could tell he was willing Brazil to then ask "what about you Ronnie"...but it never came.

RIIAC

Haha! Yeah, I heard the cretin name-drop Evans as well. He asked Brazil if where he was going was "nice", geditt???!!!!!!

RIIAFLC!!!!!

I feel an attack of photoshopping Saint Ronnie furtively entering some run down public toilets in the pissing rain coming on this forthcoming Bank Holiday weekend, as I bet the lying twat will be staying at home, mowing the lawns and having a wank, whilst watching all two minutes of his cricket career highlights on Betamax.
Or coming out of the sex shop on Hillgate.
Or maybe a clap clinic in Essex.
Or better still signing the Sex Offenders Register.
Then bombarding his Faecesbook and Twatter accounts with them.
It should while away the time until we can decimate his Wikipedia account again.

Whoops - RIIAFLC.

Apparently text-speak is frowned upon fetlocks.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
The Flash said:
bluevengence said:
For anyone who dos`nt know the freeloading **** has just announced
he is off on to Nice on a yacht for the weekend....OH...did i mention it
is with Chris Evans

Anyone hear him ask the pisshead what`s the most expensive car he
had been in...you could tell he was willing Brazil to then ask "what about you Ronnie"...but it never came.

RIIAC

Haha! Yeah, I heard the cretin name-drop Evans as well. He asked Brazil if where he was going was "nice", geditt???!!!!!!

RIIAFLC!!!!!

I feel an attack of photoshopping Saint Ronnie furtively entering some run down public toilets in the pissing rain coming on this forthcoming Bank Holiday weekend, as I bet the lying twat will be staying at home, mowing the lawns and having a wank, whilst watching all two minutes of his cricket career highlights on Betamax.
Or coming out of the sex shop on Hillgate.
Or maybe a clap clinic in Essex.
Or better still signing the Sex Offenders Register.
Then bombarding his Faecesbook and Twatter accounts with them.
It should while away the time until we can decimate his Wikipedia account again.

Whoops - RIIAFLC.

I'm going to have a go this photoshop malarkey...
 
I bet he has this thread bookmarked and he reads through it weeping into a tissue.

RIIALC
 
stony said:
I bet he has this thread bookmarked and he reads through it weeping into a tissue.

RIIALC

That's a dead cert. 100% it's the Bluemooners on this thread who are the keyboard warriors he was whimpering about the other day when his claim to have been at the swamp when Keane chopped Haaland was exposed as a lie.

RIIAFLC
 
strongbowholic said:
Gotta be heading for Classics this thread. Brilliant!

RIIAFLC

Only when our mission is complete. This is a work in progress. There's legs in this thread before it goes to the treasured halls of the "Classics" forum. We need 'closure' as they say on Jeremy Kyle.

(can't remember all the other letters so)
RIIAFLC
 

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